every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
When someone says "______ was talking shit about...
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Kicking a Soccer Ball
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What you look like when you wake up
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